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Ok, so I'm reading a TR on "the other place" ( I know I know...please don't kick me off) but a poster over there said he was riding the boat back to the Fort and the boat Captain pointed out Discovery Island and told them there are plans to open it up again.

Could it be???

Anyone hear any rumors?

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I wonder if it's the same boat captain whom I overheard telling a guest on my last trip about how there used to be a waterpark named River World on that island.

My DD's and I looked at each other in disbelief as we heard this boat captain giving out totally wrong information. This ding-dong must drive by the remains of River Country daily. What does he think that is?

I have not heard of any recent plans to re-open Discovery Island, and I highly doubt that will be happening any time soon.

TCD

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If you want accurate info, that other website is not the place to get it. There are much better places. Anyone on there that's been to WDW a dozen times considers themselves an expert.

I've been to WDW more than a dozen times and by no means think I'm an expert.

For what it's worth, I haven't heard anything about Discovery Island.

Disney specifically said that they closed it because of AK, what has changed?

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Okay, since the worm is out of the can I will tell you.

I have leased the Island formerly known as Discovery Island from Disney at a pretty hefty price.

I plan on opening a MOOTERS. You know, instead of the owl and the eyes it will be Mickey and his ears.

I'm getting approval for this "idea" as we type.

So what do you think? Will you all come over for some wings and Beer?

:parrot:

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No, no, no!! Steve's lying again and you all have it wrong!!

Discovery Island is where Mickey's All Adult Casino, Massage Parlor, and Tiki Room Bar is going to be located! There will be a special bridge that only guests possessing Ft.W KTTW cards can cross on their golf carts. If you can't drive your cart back to your site (because you are so limp from the massage - of course) there are designated drivers assigned to help you.

Your KTTW card includes AYCD mugs of Kungaloosh, Beer, Wine, or libations of your choosing.

Mr. Mayor Stacktester will be your host at the casino, the Otter-Spotter is the Tiki Bar hostess, and this guy...

Snarky was asked to remove image from kiddies's eyes. :heart:

and this gal...

Snarky was asked to remove image from kiddies's eyes :heart:

are the host and hostess at the massage parlor.

Got it? Rumors are now laid to rest!!

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