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Conditioner is purchased by the gallon at this homestead. Gel as well.I am pretty sure there is a hole in the ozone with my name on it because of the hairspray.I see her beautiful curls and can't help but feel sorry for you and DW back in the day when she could not comb out her own knots. I bet there was some vocal objections going on.

I remember that from science class...the Allisonospheric Hole.

Great report - good times!!!

Crash my family anytime! The more the merrier! Plus it drives my mom nuts when she's not the center of attention. so that makes for some fun for us kids. :rofl2:

Love the walking tacos - my Daddy used to make "Frito pie" that way. But it was just chili and shredded cheese. Nothing he would actually have to prepare - just open a can of chili. He told us that's how the pioneers did it. :rofl2:

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Man this whole "day job" thing is putting a serious cramp in my FF.net style!!

Well better late than never, I suppose.

Great TR Dave - thanks for sharing! :)

Thanks Monique! I sure wish the darn job didn't get in my way, either.

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Yeah, the play on words with Defeated Creek took away from the fact that I'm a total bitchin' rockstar from Mars. Duh!

Oops.

My bad.

I get it now.

That was some of that sophisticated humor that usually goes over my head.

Duh on me!

Great report, Dave!

TCD

p.s Did Charlie Sheen even get his full 15 minutes of fame from his latest antics? I guess he did, as it seems as if he has dropped off the face of the earth.

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OK, I get it, I picked a bad word of description. Sorry. I'm going to carry a legal pad next time so I can take notes lol. Either way they really enjoyed driving the cart. Thay GG IMO was one of the best fiend times I've had.

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:rofl2: Somehow or another, we missed the page that concluded your TR. :rofl2: But feel free to make up more just for Gretchen and me. :laugh:

Ok Liv...for you and Gretchen. Another BONUS installment! Made up just for you:

So, after leaving Defeated Creek, we were all excited to see It's Not Cindy...but we didn't really want to go home. So I pulled the trailer up in front of the Nashville airport to pick up DW, and then decided to surprise the girls. The big van just didn't want to go home, so just like Carol and Rick's truck it refused to turn. We hopped on the new interstate highway, I-00, and drove to the Fort! That new road sure is a shortcut; we made the drive from middle TN to the Fort in 90 minutes! :banana:

Check in was a breeze! Even though we didn't have a reservation, they had a VIP spot reserved for us in Loop 3000 at no charge!! :dance:

Dinner that first night was a GAG. Man that was tasty! We sat on the porch at Trails End and enjoyed it. They were running drink specials at Crockett's that night. $0.50 beers and $1 top shelf drinks. They also had a free buffet open, which we sampled a bit even though we had finished our GAG. The hostess outside the HDDR then waved us over, and said they had a no show for a table of 7 and let us sit in for free!! :banana:

After the HDDR, we were pretty tired so we retired to our campsite and enjoyed the hottub a bit. After the kids settled in, DW and I took the complimentary golf cart over to Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino, and enjoyed a couple of backrubs while playing some slots. I won $100,000. DW had to show me up. She won $200,000.

The next morning we enjoyed the made to order omelets that the chef was preparing at the Loop 3000 pavilion, and then headed to the marina to take the boat to the MK. At the gates, we were selected to get unlimited fastpasses for the day!! :dance: And if that wasn't cool enough, we were picked to stay that night in the suite inside Cinderella's castle!! :banana: As nice as I'm sure it is up there, we politely declined, as we were expecting visitors that evening at our campsite. Pete and WMK from Voldemort were stopping by for drinks and dinner!! I had a fine single malt scotch and some steaks that I wanted to enjoy. DW and I did enjoy them, while we fed Pete and WMK Stroh's beer and green hot dogs. :rofl2: Oh, and cupcakes for dessert, of course.

The next morning, it was time to head home. So, after the Loop 3000 CM's packed us up, we were off. A quick 90 minutes later on I-00 and were home in TN. Great trip!

And now this TR is officially concluded. :parrot:

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Ok Liv...for you and Gretchen. Another BONUS installment! Made up just for you:

So, after leaving Defeated Creek, we were all excited to see It's Not Cindy...but we didn't really want to go home. So I pulled the trailer up in front of the Nashville airport to pick up DW, and then decided to surprise the girls. The big van just didn't want to go home, so just like Carol and Rick's truck it refused to turn. We hopped on the new interstate highway, I-00, and drove to the Fort! That new road sure is a shortcut; we made the drive from middle TN to the Fort in 90 minutes! :banana:

Check in was a breeze! Even though we didn't have a reservation, they had a VIP spot reserved for us in Loop 3000 at no charge!! :dance:

Dinner that first night was a GAG. Man that was tasty! We sat on the porch at Trails End and enjoyed it. They were running drink specials at Crockett's that night. $0.50 beers and $1 top shelf drinks. They also had a free buffet open, which we sampled a bit even though we had finished our GAG. The hostess outside the HDDR then waved us over, and said they had a no show for a table of 7 and let us sit in for free!! :banana:

After the HDDR, we were pretty tired so we retired to our campsite and enjoyed the hottub a bit. After the kids settled in, DW and I took the complimentary golf cart over to Mickey's Backyard Massage Parlor and Casino, and enjoyed a couple of backrubs while playing some slots. I won $100,000. DW had to show me up. She won $200,000.

The next morning we enjoyed the made to order omelets that the chef was preparing at the Loop 3000 pavilion, and then headed to the marina to take the boat to the MK. At the gates, we were selected to get unlimited fastpasses for the day!! :dance: And if that wasn't cool enough, we were picked to stay that night in the suite inside Cinderella's castle!! :banana: As nice as I'm sure it is up there, we politely declined, as we were expecting visitors that evening at our campsite. Pete and WMK from Voldemort were stopping by for drinks and dinner!! I had a fine single malt scotch and some steaks that I wanted to enjoy. DW and I did enjoy them, while we fed Pete and WMK Stroh's beer and green hot dogs. :rofl2: Oh, and cupcakes for dessert, of course.

The next morning, it was time to head home. So, after the Loop 3000 CM's packed us up, we were off. A quick 90 minutes later on I-00 and were home in TN. Great trip!

And now this TR is officially concluded. :parrot:

I knew you wouldn't let me down. Thanks!

Oh and what's up with our talented spouses? God gifted both of them with incredible talents and the only talent we can claim is the unique ability to ohhhh-hannna. :unsure:

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Thanks Lisa! Now we just need to figure out a way to camp with you and Bruce.

Now that would be awesome!! Maybe it is time to take the girls on a trip to the fort! Perhaps the end of August, beginning of Sept??? :)

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Read this TR all the way thru today also.

 

Good job getting a weekend away with the kids.

 

That does look like Jacob's cabin from Lost.

 

I loved the deer pics too.

 

I am also sure there were dueling banjos playing somewhere nearby, but it looks like an awesome CG/area.

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