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Be gently. There's some newbies here.

 

False. There will be no mercy for the newbs. None. No mercy for the newbs...or Lou...or the Santa Claus imposter...or the TDD guy...

Welcome, foolish newbs, to the Troll Trip Report Experience. If you are a fan of "It's a Small World," the Swan and Dolphin "resorts," that infernal Tomorrowland Speedway, or the "Country Bear Jamboree," brace yourself. Your beloved attractions are about to be trashed.

 

What else is in store for you in this upcoming Troll Trip Report?

 

- Lots of cantankerous Troll RantsTM

- A review of the Coronado Springs resort in the same vein as the Troll's review of the "Swan and Dolphin" abomination

- Tons and tons and tons of crooked pictures of ordinary objects that are somehow presented as magical because they're at Disney

- Lots of stories of Troll FailsTM

- An in-depth Troll Look at Tom Sawyer island

- Harsh critiques of Disney guests' wardrobe selections

 

All this and so much more coming your way! Keep your eyes peeled in the Trip Reports section here at Fort Fiends Dot Net!

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False. There will be no mercy for the newbs. None. No mercy for the newbs...or Lou...or the Santa Claus imposter...or the TDD guy...

Welcome, foolish newbs, to the Troll Trip Report Experience. If you are a fan of "It's a Small World," the Swan and Dolphin "resorts," that infernal Tomorrowland Speedway, or the "Country Bear Jamboree," brace yourself. Your beloved attractions are about to be trashed.

 

What else is in store for you in this upcoming Troll Trip Report?

 

- Lots of cantankerous Troll RantsTM

- A review of the Coronado Springs resort in the same vein as the Troll's review of the "Swan and Dolphin" abomination

- Tons and tons and tons of crooked pictures of ordinary objects that are somehow presented as magical because they're at Disney

- Lots of stories of Troll FailsTM

- An in-depth Troll Look at Tom Sawyer island

- Harsh critiques of Disney guests' wardrobe selections

 

All this and so much more coming your way! Keep your eyes peeled in the Trip Reports section here at Fort Fiends Dot Net!

Everything is fair game for criticism except Country Bear and the original Tiki Room. Other then those rip em up. And long live Inflatables !

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