BuckeyeFortFan

Nothing, but that is "Jasmine".

I confess I haven't spent much time in strip clubs so I will take your word for it!

One thing is worse. Leaving the Fort with a 20 hour drive ahead of you to get home. That both sucks...and blows.

The BuckeyeFortFamily eats at Ohana EVERYTIME we go to WDW. H.A.M. Love it.

Yep. The "bad old days." It was entertaining though.

Just book a partial site at the Fort and you can have free parking, EMH and access to Disney Transportation!

Can someone tell me why Disney has taken this... and replaced it with this... I have seen this version of Cinderella since before Christmas. It now seems to be the image on any Cinderella merchandise that Disney puts out. Just wondering why they felt it was necesary to take an iconic symbol and make her look like a stripper named "Bubbles"?

"Sweet and Nasty". My favorite.

I would just like to applaud FortFiends.Net and it's supporters for not being a bunch of Kool-Aid drinking A-Holes. Other, lesser forums would never tolerate an individual rating a Disney attraction as "sucking monkey butt." If anyone be so foolish as to suggest such a thing they would immediately be flamed and possibly accused of actually sucking monkey butt themselves...literally. So here's to you, Mr. and Mrs. non kool-aid drinking A-holes.

We should arrive the 22nd and leave the 30th. A slight overlap there. What time will you be there on Friday?

I bet the fort keeps its separate amenities. I think there is more of this "filthy campers" impression among the rich "suckers" who would waste thousands upon thousands of dollars on this rip off than you think. Have you ever seen the faces of some the Wilderness Lodge guests when they have to share a boat with you campground trash? Me neither as their noses were so high in the air I couldn't see their faces, but you get the point. Than again, can you blame them? Some of you are just down right repulsive!

I don't know Tinkerbill or Donnie (personally) and in my defense most of this fairy stuff is pretty new. I am sure if it were 10 years earlier you would know plenty about them.

Before you saw at me as a handsome, masculine, charming, intelligent specimen of male perfection and now....a handsome, masculine, charming, intelligent specimen of male perfection who has sired two beautiful daughters that like fairies?

Sorry I didn't get in until page 2! A couple comments. Although it would be awesome to be at the Fort after serving in Afghanistan, I hope you let that boy have some time for other things that he probably missed more than Mickey Mouse after he got home.... Nice mini fridge, although I am sure your redneck DNA will have you upgrading to a full size frigidaire w/ beer tap before long. Please continue your TR now.

He only got into the picture because I told him he would get 10 souvenir dollars if he did. Note he is on the end. He knows women, especially those that consider themselves "princesses", are to be avoided like the plague. Not that he likes Princes either, Charming was just the lesser of all evils at this dinner. He would much rather meet Flynn Rider or Wreck-It-Ralph.

Since you said "don't quote me on this" I will be easy on you. That is Perriwinkle, Tinkerbells sister. How do you know they are sisters? Supposedly when they get close thier wings light up. Silvermist is one of the other ones....She has a silver dress and black hair and is a water fairy and I know way too much about fairies for a straight, 30 something man.

Enchanted Tales wasn't as "sweet and nasty" as I expected.

Heck yeah, you can come along! Just don't wear any NASCAR stuff. We like to give the illusion that we have some class.

Total "Time Suck". Also, it just sucks. Actually, this was Wednesday and if my memory serves me right (as it always does) that lazy French acrobat doesn't work on Wednesday. Lazy French. Why are you talking like a pirate?

Everyone please note the lack of monkey butt in this picture.

If you eat at least 1 table service a day then I think TIW is worth it, especially if you have a large group, i.e. 6 or more. With a 20% discount you will quickly recoup the $ you paid for the card (I think they just upped it to $100) and then start to pay for an annual pass or two as well. We have not done the dining plan as I don't like the lack of flexability it entails, and you have to eat alot of food to make it worth while.

Excuse me. I was using sarcasm when I mentioned the monkey butt. You, on the other hand, took 2 pictures (at least that you have posted. I suspect there may be more in your camera) of monkey butt on the same day. Who has monkey butt issues here?

That would suck...but not as much as thinking you are going to the MK for a wonderful day of magic, wait for an hour, and then get told "Sorry, the Magic Kingdon is full..turn around." Totally with you here. Just an idea, but if one of the twins would ride in a stroller, you could run it into the back of the slow-movers legs. It is very satisfying and will often move them out of your way. It is best if they don't speak English. Thanks for my daily helping of lunch-break monkey-butt action.

I don't buy restrooms either. None of the doors, at least that the pics show, are consistent with the restroom accesses we have come to expect from Disney...usually two similiar doors, possible inside a larger opening. All the doors we see in the pics are unique and not arcitecturally (sp?) consistent with restrooms. I think giftshops, or maybe food service.

I thought they were put there so the "big wigs" at the Four Season could flip us the bird. :parrot: